I've got a mule
He's such a fool
He never paid no heed
I lit a fire beneath his tail
And then he showed some speed.
The mule refused to vote for me
Upon the courthouse steps
He learned I was a Republican
And he's a Democrat.
Oh go along mule
Don't you roll them eyes
You can change a fool
But a doggone mule
Is a mule until he dies.
Go along mule
Don't you roll them eyes
You can change a fool
But a doggone mule
Is a mule until he dies.
I drove down to the graveyard once
Where people rest divine
But when a black cat crossed my path
I surely changed my mind.
A cowslip ain't no kinda slip
To slip upon a cow
That's why a catfish never answers
To a cat's meow.
Oh go along mule
Don't you roll them eyes
You can change a fool
But a doggone mule
Is a mule until he dies.
Go along mule
Don't you roll them eyes
You can change a fool
But a doggone mule
Is a mule until he dies.
