The God-Why-Don’t-You-Love-Me Blues

Hello, folks We're into the Follies! First, though, folks We'll pause for a mo' No, no, folks You still get your jollies It's just I got a problem That I think you should know See, I've been very perturbed of late Very upset Very betwixt and between The things that I want I don't seem to get The things that I get You know what I mean I've got those "God-why-don't-you-love-me-oh-you-do-I'll-see-you-later" blues That "Long-as-you-ignore-me-you're-the-only-thing-that-matters" feeling That "If-I'm-good-enough-for-you-you're-not-good-enough" And "Thank-you-for-the-present-but-what's-wrong-with-It?" stuff Those "Don't-come-any-closer-'cause-you-know-how-much-I-love-you" feelings Those"Tell-me-that-you-love-me-oh-you-did-I-gotta-run-now" blues Margie Margie, Margie, Margie Margie, Margie, Margie She says she really loves me I love you! She says She says she really cares I care I care She says that I'm her hero My hero She says I'm perfect She swears You're perfect, goddamit She says that if we parted If we parted?! She says She says that she'd be sick Bleeeeeeh She says she's mine forever Forever! She says I gotta get outta here quick! Don't go! Don't go! I love you! I love you! Come back! I've got those "Whisper-how-I'm-better-than-I-think-but-what-do-you-know?" Blues That "Why-do-you-keep-telling-me-I-stink-when-I-adore-you?" Feeling That "Say-I'm-all-the-world-to-you-you're-out-of-your-mind- I-know-there's-someone-else-and-I-could-kiss-you-behind" Those "You-say-I'm-terrific-but-your-taste-was-always-rotten" feelings Those "Go-away-I-need-you" "Come-to-me-I'll-kill-you" "Darling-I'll-do-anything-to-keep-you-with-me-till-you-tell-me-that-you-love-me-oh-you-did-now-beat-it-will-you?" Blues Sally Sally Sally She says she loves another Another! She says A fella she prefers Furs Furs She says that he's her idol Idolidolidolidol She says Ideal, she avers You deal, avers? She says that anybody Buddy? Bleah! She says Would suit her more than I Ay, ay, ay She says that I'm a washout A washout! She says I love her so much, I could die Get out of here! Oh! Oh! Go 'way! Go 'way! Ah! Ah! I've got those "God-why-don't-you-love-me-oh-you-do-I'll-see-you-later" blues Bla, bla, blues That "Long-as-you-ignore-me-you're-the-only-thing-that-matters" feeling Feeling That "If-I'm-good-enough-for-you-you're-not-good-enough" Woo! And "Thank-you-for-the-present-but-what's-wrong-with-it?" stuff Uh! Those "Don't-come-any-closer-'cause-you-know-how-much-I-love-you" feelings Bla, bla, blues Those "If-you-will-then-I-can't- If-you-don't-then-I-gotta- Give-it-to-me-I-don't-want-it- If-you-won't-I-gotta-have-it- High-low-wrong-right- Yes-no-black-white" "God-why-don't-you-love-me-oh-you-do-I'll-see-you-later" blues