Scintillating Sophie

Look at how cute you are! Talking about cells and microscopes And deviated whatnots Observe her bouncing along Indisputably, the neatest trick in sight Why every breathing male has suddenly grinned To see her blithely sailing into the wind With such unspeakable grace Little boys go out and buy themselves long pants They all want to kiss her Don't blink, or you'll miss her She is my scintillating Sophie Queen of the darlin' debutantes And though her daddy is in sulphur And her mommy is insane Still, there's no doubt She's comin' out I'll lay ya seven to one That she must've spent her junior year in France The world's her cotillion She's one in a million She is my scintillating Sophie Queen of the darlin' Scintillating Sophie Queen of the darlin' debutantes