Brown Eyed Handsome Man, Pt. 1

Well, Milo Venus was a beautiful lass She had the world in the palm of her hand But she lost both her arms in a wrestling match To win a brown eyed handosme man She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man One, two, the count with nobo- Two, three, the count with nobody on He hit a high fly into the stand Rounding third he was a-headed for home It was a brown eyed handsome man Arrested on the charges of unemployment He was sitting in the witness stand The judge's wife called up the district attorney Said, free that brown eyed man Keep your job, you better free that brown eyed man Flyin' across the desert in a TWA I saw a woman walking across the sand Walkin' thirty miles en route to Bombay To meet a brown eyed handsome man Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man Somebody's daughter couldn't make up her mind Between the doctor and a lawyer man Her mother told her, something, go out and find yourself A brown eyed handsome man Just like your daddy who's a brown eyed handsome man