Time Moves Differently Here

"All right, what can I get started for you?" "Can I get a #1? And I need a #2B... with a Coke as well please, and can I get no ketchup on that please?" "Anything else?" "Yes, I need a..." Aes loves red meat, extra pickles, extra cheese Extra sauce and accidental extra lemon pepper wings Decorating patties at the fixins bar on bended knee And telling people he invented ketchup on everything Artificial char-lines, orange chicken, large fries Large milkshake, not the boys to the yard kind More the boys to the drive-thru car line Add a pie, give yourself to the dark side Add a shot, add a bacon egg croissant Add a hot and flaky danish, coffee cake or cake pop Popping jalapeño poppers en route to filet of cod Side of popcorn shrimp, oh god, make it stop Double-triple Texas angus steakinator waffle sticks Crispy ranch and activated maple eggroll taco twists Panko-crusted flaming gator honey mango lava ribs Make that shit a combo and do not forget the condiments I was at the drive through Playing hooky from the wild goose Losing minutes in the time loop I had planned to slide thru Seen the signage in the side view Had to slip into the flight suit At the drive thru, at the drive thru Perusing the entirety of side two At the drive thru, at the drive thru Musta been a hundred high noons Before the cord was even cut he motioned towards a meatball sub Before they got him home he asked to stop for sloppy joes Soda shaman, surely first to supersize the holy grail Booted from the "build your own", his mochi broke the yogurt scale Bogus, gutter running Julius in protest I been good-to-go since you said "no" to "would you like it toasted?" You know it's free and radically upgrades the vessel, right? That "at your detriment"s some "I need some attention" type That's like saying the best invention ain't the pretzel bite It isn't helpful, just a lens into an empty life Tonight on Table Talk we go beyond the peri peri spice Through 11 secret herbs, parsley, sage, rosemary thyme Very berry cajunated pasta chimi-dipper toast Zesty melted melon cheddar chocolate blizzard schnitzel bowls Lemon butter buffalo conniption guava brisket cones Pull up to the window please, bleed the sacrificial goat I was at the drive through Playing hooky from the wild goose Losing minutes in the time loop I had planned to slide thru Seen the signage in the side view Had to slip into the flight suit At the drive thru, at the drive thru Perusing the entirety of side two At the drive thru, at the drive thru Headed into overtime times two