So Many Ways (feat. Brian Stokes Mitchell)

There once lived a boy Or rather a man Who loved a young woman And hatched a great plan He thought he should share all his feelings inside Those feelings he felt he should no longer hide So he hitched up his courage And ran to her side Hopin' to open his heart open wide But I was right there sayin "buddy beware" With Mcgoochy Mswisdom I thought I'd Mcshare Oh there's so many ways You have not thought this through Yes you feel things for her What does she feel for you? Your feelings are big Ah but hers may be smaller She may have big feelings For one who is taller Or richer or cooler that has been the trend So think this thing through My full feeling friend You're a smart seeming kid Keep a lid on this blaze Your feelings could burn you in So many ways (So many ways) So many ways (So many ways) (You've not thought this through in so many ways) 'Cause there's so many ways You will not measure up If you're counting them now Then the answer is "yup" You've no self assurance You always soft pedal You have no Newbery or Caldecott medal I own my apartment and probably a boat Thanks to whimsical swimsical classics I wrote And a girl on the go Likes a player who pays And your boat just won't float in Oh (So many ways) So many ways (So many ways) (Take note your boat don't float in so many ways) Oh there's so many ways You are going to get hurt Has she been to my place? Have I been up her shirt? You can't know, you can't know! She will not tell you so So you'll go and imagine A slow blow by blow And there in your head I'll be so good in bed You'll concoct that her cooch Likes Mcgooch there instead When I do the deed Every dame's in a daze My deed does it deeper In so many ways (So many ways) So many ways (So many ways) I have experience, I have the skills! I'm wiser, and Pfizer supplies me with pills But do what you want, fela Nerve up and tell her You love her and need her Then wait like old yeller As she pulls the trigger And right down you go Like that pitiful pooch Yes, Mcgooch told you so (Ah)