Ex-Neanderthal

We don't have to tell the world we said goodbye If anybody asks then we'll just lie You can keep the mixtapes that i made You always had such bad taste anyway When the world browbeats your eyelids, I won't be there I won't answer my cell phone if you should call Nobody marries their high school honey I'll just be your ex-neanderthal The problem isn't you, the problem's me But as of now there's no such thing as we So you're free to spend your time with other guys This broken heart is now unoccupied When the world browbeats your eyelids, I won't be there I won't answer my cell phone if you should call Nobody marries their high school honey I'll just be your ex-neanderthal When the next guy leaves because you won't put out When you first get sick on too much alcohol I'll be care free and I'll grow out a goatee Cause now I'm just your ex-neanderthal!