The Dirty Dozen

Now, I want all you women to fall in line Shake your shimmy like I'm shaking mine You shake your shimmy, you shake it fast You can't shake your shimmy, shake your yas yas yas Now you's a dirty mistreater, a robber and a cheater I slip you in the dozen, your pappy is your cousin Your mama do the Lordy-Lord Yonder go your mama out across the field Running and a slippin' like an automobile I hollered at your mama and I told her to wait She slipped away from me like a Cadillac Eight Now she's a running mistreater, a robber and a cheater I slip you in the dozen, your pappy is your cousin, Your mama do the Lordy-Lord I like your mama, your sister too I did like your papa, but your papa wouldn't do I met your papa on the corner the other day I soon found out he was funny that way So now he's a funny mistreater, robber and a cheater I slip you in the dozen, your papa is your cousin Your mama do the Lordy-Lord God made an elephant he made him stout He wasn't satisfied until he made him a snout Made him a snout just as long as a rail He wasn't satisfied until he made him a tail He made his tail to fan the flies He wasn't satisfied until he made him some eyes He made him some eyes to look over the grass Wasn't satisfied until he made his yas yas yas Made his yas yas yas and didn't get it fixed Wasn't satisfied until it made him sick It made him sick and then it made him well You know by that the elephant caught hell Now he's a dirty mistreater, robber and a cheater I slip you in the dozen, your pappy is your cousin Your mama do the Lordy-Lord