Well
The first time I saw her she was sitting on a fence
Beating her meat with a monkey wrench
Gonna tie my pecker to a tree to a tree
Gonna tie my pecker to a tree
Well
Second time I saw her she was sitting on a log
Getting it on with an old bullfrog
Gonna tie my pecker to a tree to a tree
Gonna tie my pecker to a tree
Well
Third time I saw her she was sitting by a lake
Scratching her crotch with a garden rake
Gonna tie my pecker to a tree to a tree
Gonna tie my pecker to a tree
Well
Fourth time I saw her, sitting on the grass
